♋ Cancer Jokes
Because laughter is the best shell-ter! 🐚
Welcome, Cancers! You're emotional, intuitive, and love your home. You also have a great sense of humor. Probably. Let's find out.
Why did the Cancer bring a suitcase to the party?
They heard there would be emotional baggage.
How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They'll just sit in the dark and feel nostalgic about how nice the old light was.
A Cancer's idea of extreme sports is...
Deciding not to re-read a sentimental text before sending it.
Why was the Cancer such a good real estate agent?
They could really sell you on the concept of "home".
What does a Cancer say during a movie?
"I'm not crying, you're crying... Actually, we're all crying. This is beautiful."
How do you know a Cancer is done arguing?
They retreat into their shell and give you the silent treatment... for exactly 2 hours and 37 minutes.
Remember, Cancers:
Your mood might change with the moon, but these jokes are forever. (Or at least until the next lunar cycle).