Cancer: A Mood
The emotional, funny & relatable crab life
Cancer Season Be Like...
"Me planning a cozy night in for 3 hours vs. Me actually socializing for 3 minutes"
Cancer: Offers you emotional support, a snack, and then needs a 3-day nap to recover from the interaction.
Relatable Cancer Traits
Professional Nester
Can build a world-class blanket fort in under 5 minutes. The couch is their throne.
Cry Connoisseur
Will cry at a commercial, a sunset, or because you remembered their favorite chip flavor.
Snack Hoarder
Their purse/bag is 30% essentials, 70% emergency snacks for you and them.
Loyalty Over Everything
Once you're in their shell, they will defend you to the end. Cross them? *Pinches*
"I'm not moody, I'm just deeply in tune with the emotional waves of the universe... and also you ate my leftovers."
Classic Cancer Moves
You: "You okay?"
Cancer: *Sniffles* "I'm fine."
They are not fine.
Cancer: "I'm not leaving the house."
Also Cancer: "Why is nobody inviting me out?"
Sees a puppy, a baby, or you being kind:
๐ญ ๐ฆ ๐ญ
Instant tears.
Made with ๐ (and maybe some tears) for all the sensitive, funny, wonderful Crabs out there. It's not a phase, it's your zodiac.